Born on a mixed subsistence farm in rural Lunenburg County, Nova Scotia, Canada. Moved to Ontario in 1967 to attend University at what was then Waterloo Lutheran University and moved to Oakville, Ontario in 1971. Without intending to live up to the name became a letter carrier the following January and have worked for Canada Post ever since. I retired in August of 2008.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Technological Change

The home in which I grew up got electricity in 1949—a refrigerator was required to keep the baby formula cold. Before power kerosene lamps were the order of the day and it was said that my grandmother was so frugal the family didn’t get light in the livingroom from the single lamp that was allowed to be lit until she finished up washing dishes in the kitchen. If you left a room without turning off the lights you heard about it from my father. To this day nothing matches the natural glow emitted by the grail of an Aladdin Lamp. Kerosene was not scented or treated in those days and homes smelt of the fuel—rural homes still keep oil lamps handy for when the power goes out to this day.

Battery operated radios produced wonderful sound because they lacked the alternating current hum emitted on AM Stations by electrified radios. I treasured that old radio and discovered the best antenna I could find was the metal of my bedspring when I was confined due to illness.

Before indoor plumbing the back door was always left unlocked as it led to the outhouse. Having a safe pathway shovelled to that essential service was a priority in winter. Cleaning chamber pots and thundermugs with Javex was an ugly but necessary task. Hand pumps got water into the kitchen, woe betide the child who left the lever in the wrong position causing the pump to lose prime. If no water could be found inside someone had to lower a pail into the well to dip water for the purpose.

Before electricity homes had ice houses and ice coolers. Every home had a mini-well in the basement to keep the creamer cool in summer. If you wanted skim milk you tapped the creamer, if you wanted cream you opened the creamer and dipped it off the top—nothing was homogenized in those days. The mechanical separator was turned until the bell in the handle no longer clanged and then a centrifuge separated milk from cream. Cream was allowed to go sour and then churned to make butter. Guernsey cows made the most naturally orange butter. Nothing produced today matches natural buttermilk.

We kept sheep until the only Nova Scotia carding mill closed and the wool had to be sent to New Brunswick. I’m told they still mail their wool to NB from Newfoundland to this day.

Family clothes were sew and mended on a foot treadle Singer Sewing Machine. The trick was to make sure the next bag of flour or sugar bore the same pattern as the last so you’d have enough cotton for the dress or blouse you were making.

I was home sick with the Red Measles when our first telephone was installed. Being on a ten-party line it was assumed someone else was listening in on your calls, the annoying thing was when they answered the phone before you did. I don’t remember seeing my father answer the phone, if he needed to talk to someone he got into his Ford Pickup Truck and drove to talk to them in face to face.

Baddeck on Cape Breton Island, where the telephone was invented--unless you live in Brantford Ontario--was one of the last places in Canada to get rotary dial telephones. Telephone rings such as three ring 13 were not uncommon and someone manned the central exchange as operator. Today most children wouldn’t know what to do with a rotary phone. Bell Canada still flagrantly charges extra for digital dialing.

I still own my Smith Corolla Manual Typewriter though I’m not aware of where I’d obtain a typewriter ribbon. Correction tape was a necessity and copies were made by using onion skin and carbon paper. Computer word processors such as the one upon which I am composing this document make editing and correcting a snap. What was life like before spell check, automated thesaurus, and dictionary software. Whenever I eat corn on the cob I still think of the Heckle and Jeckle Cartoon in which they peck at corn cobs like a typewriter carriage with a bell sounding at the end before the carriage gets thrown. Jack Kerouac would have typed On The Road on a roll of paper towel, word processors do not run out of paper or run off the end of the page. Did you know the letters are arranged that way to ensure less likelihood of letters jamming if they struck the paper at the same time?

When was the last time you used a fountain pen? Have you ever used a quill and ink? The old one-room school I attended still had desks with holes for ink wells. Boys like my father dipped girl’s pig tails in the ink. I still have my father’s slate and slate pencil. Once your work was corrected the slate was cleaned with a damp cloth. Did you have an abacus as a child? Were you taught to use a slide rule? Were you aware that there is no Roman Numeral for zero? Do you know Morse Code?

Television arrived in my home only a short time before I left home for good. If I wanted to watch Tales from the Riverside or Thunderbirds in Supermarianation I had to visit my Grandfather or go to the neighbours. With one TV in a family one neighbour household watched Doctor Kildare one week and This Hour has Seven Days the next. There were two choices of channels—CBC or CTV.

The advent of video players—cassette or DVD has changed the nature of island life forever. In places such as Grand Manan the ferry schedule made it impossible to go to a movie on the main and get home the same day. When I visited the island every grocery store, barber shop, garage, coffee shop, and drug store on the island rented movies. Today kids sit in their rooms and play computer games. Before that families sat around the TV and no one was allowed to talk unless a commercial was playing. During important games the men at the sewage treatment plant didn’t need a TV to know when breaks in play occurred. Before all these modern technologies families played cards and parlour games. Every parlour had a foot operated treadle type harmonium. Rich families had player pianos and rolls. People made their own entertainment and they actually talked to one another.

Modern paved highways and reliable fast motor cars have made commuting long distances commonplace. The drive from my home to Halifax was once 103 miles and took 3 hours. Now I can make the 90 KM trip in under an hour. Before the advent of Consolidated Schools Lunenburg County, NS, possessed at least three distinct dialects or regional accents. I was bused over seven miles of dirt roads 25 miles to high school—mud in spring and fall, ice and snow drifts in winter, and dust in summer—three to a seat in a vehicle with dodgy brakes. School buses ran to take kids to dances. Glee Club was a major event. I got my picture in the Halifax Chronicle for singing in the Kiwanis Music Festival and bused to Lunenburg to sing in the stars of the festival concert. My first trip to Halifax to visit an allergy specialist was a major event. Today I and my RV have travelled 75,000 KM circling North America twice.

The letters I sent home to my parents from University took 3 days to arrive. This message will arrive in a CBC inbox seconds after I hit send. Via instant messaging we can ‘talk’ immediately. Chess games by mail once took months to complete, now we can play online games with immediacy. If someone took the time to sit down, write you a letter, buy postage, and walk to a post box to send it the recipient felt some obligation to post a response. I’d appreciate the same courtesy for the effort I put into writing this anthropological essay.

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My first ‘record’ was a shellac 78 rpm copy of Bimbo followed by an original 78 of Rudolph on vinyl. Both were worn to death on my Mother’s 1930ies Victrola. Long playing disks were capable of playing for approximately 5 minutes before the disk had to be turned over manually. The needle needed frequent cleanings and regular replacements and exerted several pounds of pressure on the disk. The singer on those early disks was rarely identified, only the orchestra, as voices did not reproduce particularly faithfully.

Contrast this with vinyl 33 rpm records that could record up to half an hour of music per side and could be stacked to play for hours with a cartridge and stylus exerting micro-grams of pressure on the disk. My Mother thought the voices were real.

Cassette tapes for the first time made players portable. Afficiandos had for decades listened to and recorded sound on giant reel to reel recorders at speeds of up to 15 inches per second. Cassette players suffered from the bane of tape hiss but finally anyone could afford to take music wherever they went.

Compact Disks truly entered the electronic age electronically sampling sound and converting it back though to the discerning ear with a certain sheen. Capable of holding 80 minutes of music for the first time an entire symphony could be recorded on one disk--unless we’re talking Mahler or Bruckner. My cataloguing CD Player can play over 24 hours of music non-stop and the laser that reads the disk never physically touches it. CD Players were made portable but suffered from skipping if jiggled too much.

Enter MP3 Players. Finally a runner can place a portable player the size of a large wrist watch on his/her wrist or upper arm and go jogging as the device has no moving parts. Larger players can hold ‘cards’ that contain days of music. The compressed files may not faithfully reproduce the 24 cycle per second tone of a 64 ft bombarde reed at Notre Dame de Paris but for pop music that feeds on distortion they’re ideal. A 5 terrabyte hard disk can hold years of music. A nine-speaker system can literally place you in a concert hall.

I’ve seen a cylinder recording of Caruso played on an acoustic horn player and I’ve sat in a subway car and heard youngsters doing their ears permanent damage with ear buds blasting ‘music’ I can hear across the aisle. Times have changed from the old crystal set that picked up radio signals and played music in an ear phone using the energy of the broadcast signal to create sound.

Home Security

For the first eighteen years of my life I was blissfully unaware of the need for security. Until I left home in 1967 I’d never felt the need to carry a key or think of finding a locked door. Since all my neighbours were relatives and grew up with my parents and my parent’s parents even the act of knocking on a door was foreign to me, one simply opened the door and walked in. A far cry from neighbours and friends in a modern city whom visiting involves calling first and making prior arrangements for a visit. My parents did not grow up with phones or even electricity. Homes were built on hills so that neighbours could see each others lamplight and know everything was okay. The front porch door was hooked to indicate the residents had retired for the night, the back door which led to the outhouse was never locked unless everyone went away for an extended period of time and with cows to milk every 12 hours that was rare indeed.

Contrast that with my life today. On a country farm the key to the family car is likely to be found either in the ignition or the trunk lock. Closing my car involves arming the security system. Going for the mail involves locking my front door after I leave the apartment, the door is never left open at any time, taking the elevator down to the main floor and walking down four flights of stairs, a quarter-mile walk usually outside after exiting the building, two more entrance doors one locked, unlocking the mailbox and relocking it, then throwing away the junk mail. Most of what I receive. The return journey involves two exit doors, another walk across the parking lot, another set of entrance doors, one locked, a wait for the elevator, and unlocking my house door. Visiting my storage locker involves my house door, 5 storeys by elevator, a locked corridor, my locker key, finding an overhead pull-string light, then the reverse journey. Getting to my underground parking involves the same elevator ride and two sets of doors with a cramped interlock room. Entering or exiting the garage involves activating a self retracting garage door weighing two tons, two steep ramps, and a series of tunnels designed by an architect who obviously rode a bike and never owned a car.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Remembering 9/11

Ten years ago on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 I was having breakfast with friends in Calgary when their daughter interrupted us to turn on the TV to display video of the towers falling in NYC. After a while repeated showings became just plain tedious. A few days later I was bemused to note that everyone at the security wall in Calgary Airport wore a turban and kirpan. Airlines still served meals back then and although I wasn’t allowed to take my jackknife and nail clippers aboard the plane metal knives and forks it seems were okay. 9/11 has become as iconic in American Mythology as December 7th, 1941. We did not round up everyone of Arabic decent, seize their property, and place them in concentration camps but the xenophobia, distrust, and suspicions remain much the same.

Anyone who has attempted to fly, cross a border, or enter a public building has felt the impact of the events of that day. Those that manage security concerns have felt themselves empowered and have become zealous in bolstering their empires in the name of public safety. Whether the hundreds of millions spent and the wars waged have made America one iota safer is open to question. It has made travel more onerous, added to public unease, and plunged America into a debt situation from which it will probably never recover. Somehow it’s ironic that the one remaining Communist Bloc Country now essentially owns America.

Those who fail to learn the lessons of History are fated to repeat them. If Russia, with half a million men could not subdue Afghanistan what does America think it can do. And why on earth did Canada allow itself to be dragged into this futile conflict? If the war has cost America 15 trillion dollars, dealing with the veterans for the next 60 years will cost 45. One wonders how much the people who sold out Osama Bin Laden were paid; I’d hate to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder as those people will.

Waging war on terror to win peace is a contradiction in terms. Since suicide bombers are so sure of the rightness of their cause they believe their deaths will transmit them immediately to heaven as they understand it. It is almost impossible to defend against someone who is willing to die in the attempt. If a small fraction of the money spent on the war on terror had been used to better the lives of these people we’d have allies rather than mortal enemies. When fear takes over imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction become tangible and enemies are invented to give vent to that fear and anger. If 15 trillion dollars had been spent on research to find alternatives to fossil fuels we wouldn’t be dependent on Middle East Oil.

While North American Youth grow fat and unhealthy sitting in front of digital screens five generations of some Arab families have lived in refugee or resettlement camps emotionally and physically starved. They may not have much but they can see how others live on TV. Should we be surprised that such privation breeds discontent and resentment? Is there any lack of fodder for Islamic Zealots who would spread terror? Should we be surprised that a people with no hope embrace such philosophies so eagerly? Do we need to find a new target for our War on Terror?

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