Born on a mixed subsistence farm in rural Lunenburg County, Nova Scotia, Canada. Moved to Ontario in 1967 to attend University at what was then Waterloo Lutheran University and moved to Oakville, Ontario in 1971. Without intending to live up to the name became a letter carrier the following January and have worked for Canada Post ever since. I retired in August of 2008.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Mind Farts

You had trouble mastering a Cuininart Food Processor. Don't know how I survived without mine. Before used my Braun salad maker. Chops onions and celery in seconds without tears. Grates carrots and cheese equally fast. Clean up after….


Still working on the Kitchen Aid but it makes good ice cream. It's simple to use. But a pastry blender at $80? I have a slow cooker, rice cooker from Wal-Mart, waffle iron, and mini-broiler/grill. Cuinart Broiler/Grill. A good blender works wonders. Food processor makes good biscuits. Also perfect for Tuna Salad. My kitchen could equip a small restaurant. I do not deep fry. I blacken fish and would use pork scraps could I find good salt pork. Schruncheons in NFLD.


I prefer to read directions to watching videos that have become popular with the less than literate.


Microwaves are perfect for thawing or reheating frozen foods like peas and corn. A potato in 4 minutes vs an hour at 425 in the oven.


Bought living parsley and planted it at home using it all summer and freezing with a bit still left as I write this. It was cheaper than the garden centre.


Yes Bulk Barn will sell you whatever you dip from their bins but with ½t you risk the packaging weighing more than the product.


I'll read anything that is well written. Remember the librarian who heard that a book had too many characters, to her fellow she related, someone walked off with the phone book again.


BA Tortuga I have encountered. Alas her plots are simply excuses to get to the sex scenes. I'm quizzical about women writing about gay men getting it on and even more questioning of the attraction for female readers. Remember the cyncial operation: attachadictome. In my naughty moments I refer to female bishops as having a bishopric without a prick. A female Archbishop of Canterbury? I would like to think I'm not mysogonistic but the Me-Too movement has become a form of McCarthyism. A female head of a YMCA. Girls invading boy scouts and private boys schools. Men only clubs are under attack. And there's no quid pro quo, boys aren't allowed in Girl Scouts or private girl schools. On the other hand having attended a Mosque the treatment of women in Islam…. And in Utah woman belong barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen in the Mormon tradition and gays are sent to torture camps. I was greatly amused to see a 2 mile long Gay Pride parade 6 blocks from Temple Square.


Discipline and self-discipline are now dirty words. The Old Woman who lived in the Shoe was a child molester.


Mailman is the bastardization performed by Cornwallis when he brought George III's German citizens to Halifax and Lunenburg. George spoke no English and spent over half his time in Hanover, and it was he that lost the colonies. Those Rebels in Boston don't you know. I'd rather be a mailman from Lunenburg than an Outhouse from Yarmouth.


The irony is that the working men who gave their lives for American Independence were taxed even higher by 13 Colony elites who conscripted them into Washington's army. It was that expoitation that fueled the mass migration westward of settlers seeking to escape the abuse. The Ingalls/Wilders, (Little House on the Prairies) moved 40-50 times whenever civilization and its rules caught up with them leaving behind all those homesteads. It's Laura's 5 birthplaces that have me scratching my head.



Had to look that one up.


As to the name, common in Lunenburg County. Joining the PO was a fluke. I was always Garth to my customers, easier that way.


It was the school admin to whom I delivered mail who told me kids from a slum neighbourhood changed their names depending on whom their mum was sleeping with that week. Eric Elkenswilder used his biological father's name Titterson because he was an employee.


With woman no longer automatically adopting their husband's name who knows who's married. It was the couple who divorced, sold their home and moved while their two children were at summer camp….


You think you've heard everything until you hear the next one.




I made both these pies. The custard is impossible pie that forms its own crust.


Do you have one of these:



My mother's bread bowl. Raisin Bread covered with a wool bed,(comforter if you like), and set on the rocking chair beside the wood stove to rise overnight.


Large families had mom making 12 loaves at once. A woman who could knead that dough was not to be trifled with. Farm families were large to ensure in house labour. Laws regarding child labour do not apply to the family farm. Farm boys got their muscles forking hay and manure, not in the gym. A sixty pound bag of feed or firtilizer is 60 lbs. Boys drove farm machinery as soon as their feet reached the peddles. After ploughing straight furrows in a forty acre field driving a car was child's play.


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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Catching Up

Blogging Update


Beginning in the Fall of 2008 I embarked on a 10-year 100,000 mile tour of the 48 lower states and Canada's ten provinces to mark my retirement from Canada Post. I'm so thankful to be retired!


My final big trip was in 2018 to Austin and then on to see Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Grand Tetons, Yellowstone, and Devils Tower, (minus Dreyfus) and the 5 note chord, though the KOA did show the movie with the icon in the background.


What followed you may have heard about. The Pandemic closed the borders and in Canada even provincial borders. Everything was locked down for a time and then gasoline got so expensive I quip I can't afford to drive around the block.


In the aftermath of all this I've taken to reading 300 books a year, writing e-mail too few ever answer, and cooking up a storm. Who can afford to eat out, well, I can't. The internet is an endless source of new and exciting recipes. Although we appear to have entered a post literate age I ignore you tube videos and read recipes.


Microsoft, Apple, and Google are in a competitive war that sees their softwares made deliberately incompatible even to the point of refusing to accept e-mail written on each other's platforms.


When my amplifier went into protect mode I lost the use of my CD and DVD players and increasingly watch movies online.


I'm still looking for the episodes of Yellowstone I'm owed and have been watching Walker with Paladecki. I've read and watched Game of Thrones. On the advice of a friend have discovered that Yannick Bisson gave up the chaps he wore in Nothing too Good for a Cowboy to wear a dapper suit while he bikes around Nineteenth Century TO as William Murdoch, Toronto Constabulary Detective.


In the last 4 years my travels have been of the armchair variety often reading about the places I missed the first time around. I'm not anxious to return to Cody Wyoming where vans were packed in so tight one could pass a coffee to one's neighbour without exiting the van. Or for a visit to the Nevada Welcome Centre, a gambling casino. Or the park in Florida where I was nearly eaten alive by insects.


These days I walk to church and cross the street for most of my medical needs; one must admit one's age. I'm not so concerned about Trump as by the fact that so many Americans are taken in by him. The world's addiction to social media is also concerning. I've exited Facebook as full of fake news, hysteria, and worse. In an age of handheld devices people no longer know how to do mental arithmetic or write by hand. Mass murders are a weekly event in America and violence and weapons are spreading across the border. Stop the world, I want to get off, or at least get lost in a good book.


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Monday, January 22, 2024

Surrogacy

Gay male partners have been resorting to surrogacy to gestate designer babies. So far genetic modification is illegal. I have reservations about turning a woman into a womb for hire. The pope of course uses the word despicable. The idea that rich women chose to resort to having another bear their child because they do not want to subject their bodies to the stresses of childbirth does sound monstrous. With the world so filled with orphans I wonder why they don't go for adoption. There would be more genetic risk involved of course but….




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Waste

Our landfills are packed with things people threw out and replaced rather than mend, repair, maintain or clean. Comments on a recent process for washing pillows saw people finding it too much bother when they could simply replace their soiled pillows.


This throwaway philosophy is widespread. I decry the fact that everything involved with a meal at the golden arches or the Shelbys across the road from me is garbage including it seems the leftover fries and half finished plastic bottles of water. Same alas goes for Tim Hortons. Only about 4 states in the Union charge a deposit on beverage containers. We got recycling as a compromise that allowed beverage companies not to be required to reuse pop bottles. Stores jumped at restricting plastic bags as it saved them money.


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