A problem I'm not likely to encounter. Seems Canada's new polymer $100 bills melt when they get hot.
The only muscles involved in an engorged penis are microscopic in size and regulate the outflow of blood from that rather spongy member. With rare exceptions all males have one of approximately the same size, what is the obsession?
Was moved to look up the complete lyrics to Dawson's Creek's Opening Season Theme:
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I.
you know that if we are to stay alive.
Then see the peace in every eye.
She had two babies. One was six months, one was three
In the war of '44.
Every telephone ring, every heartbeat stinging
When she thought it was God calling her.
Oh would her son grow to know his father?
(chorus)
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry?
He showed up all wet on the rainy front step.
Wearing shrapnel in his skin.
And the war he saw lives inside him still,
It's so hard to be gentle and warm.
The years pass by and now he has granddaughters
(chorus)
You look at me from across the room
You're wearing your anguish again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks you into the jaws of anger.
So breathe a little more deeply my love
All we have is this very moment
And I don't want to do what his father,
and his father, and his father did,
I want to be here now.
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive,
Then see the love in every eye.
Somehow the original intent of the song is belittled in this application to teenage angst. But then teens taking themselves way too seriously is the theme of most teen-aged pop music. Just ask the Beebs.
After spending 4 winters in gun-obsessed America my recent visit to Old Fort Henry had me shaking my head over the way it's seeping North of the border. For a fee one can shoot off a cannon or a historic rifle. I witnessed a father buying that right for his under-aged son. The gift shop even sells expended cartridges because there's a demand for them as a collector's item.
All human infants begin life as females. The 'Y' Chromosome does not begin asserting itself until later in the gestation period, hence the male nipple. It has been known for some time that the abuse of steroids in bodybuilding causes the development of fatty tissue under the male nipple crudely referred to as 'bitch tits'. Now circulating in online media is the story of a trans-gendered male who wants to become a Lamaze Coach. First we had gay marriage, then gay divorce, and now this. I can't wait to hear the fuss that ensues when the first father starts nursing his child in public in a Mall. Jean Drapeau aside, is male pregnancy next?
The Feds own the iconic Peggy's Cove Light but don't want to look after it. The locals decry its crumbling state but can't maintain it without the Feds permission. Sound like a usual bureaucratic nightmare? I'm thinking a coating of vinyl siding and new aluminum windows could be applied without changing its look and save the need for all this annual painting.
The descendants of LM Montgomery have lost interest in maintaining her former home at Ingleside Prince Edward Island and the artifacts inside and have put them up for sale. Surely it would be a National Disgrace if this Cultural Heritage fell into foreign ownership and/or got carted off to Japan. At a time when governments are crying poor this smells of upping the ante and leveraging the government for a better deal.
The people who are taking Canadian Tire to court because their signs are unilingual English are at it again. It is being proposed that in an effort to separate church and state public servants should be forbidden to wear religious symbols including the burka, the turban, skull cap, cross, Star of David. Given what we know about the ascendancy of the Catholic Church in Quebec this feels like reactionary bipolarism. Were the proponents of this stupidity to come to power in the coming Quebec Provincial election and ram through this kind of legislation one could expect a tidal wave of charter challenges. Were Quebec to invoke the notwithstanding clause over such regressive legislation it should make the province international pariahs. One wanders how they come up with these things. Surely there are more important issues Quebec should be facing.
Just when you think they couldn't get more ridiculous, the Parti Quebecois now propose that future residents of Quebec be required to speak French to be granted 'citizenship' and that only French Speakers be allowed to hold civic office. The proponents would include Native Leaders in this farce.
Lance Armstrong won the Tour De France an unprecedented 7 times. He couldn't have done it without cheating could he? We don't need proof to convict him, just the word of jealous former training partners.
Cell phone cameras have rendered privacy a thing of the past. Just ask Prince Harry. Grampa Phil was famous for his dalliances but his wife the Queen has always maintained a stiff upper lip on the subject. Uncle Randy Andy richly earned that wayward title but in their day such intrusive devices were yet to be invented.
The only muscles involved in an engorged penis are microscopic in size and regulate the outflow of blood from that rather spongy member. With rare exceptions all males have one of approximately the same size, what is the obsession?
Was moved to look up the complete lyrics to Dawson's Creek's Opening Season Theme:
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I.
you know that if we are to stay alive.
Then see the peace in every eye.
She had two babies. One was six months, one was three
In the war of '44.
Every telephone ring, every heartbeat stinging
When she thought it was God calling her.
Oh would her son grow to know his father?
(chorus)
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry?
He showed up all wet on the rainy front step.
Wearing shrapnel in his skin.
And the war he saw lives inside him still,
It's so hard to be gentle and warm.
The years pass by and now he has granddaughters
(chorus)
You look at me from across the room
You're wearing your anguish again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks you into the jaws of anger.
So breathe a little more deeply my love
All we have is this very moment
And I don't want to do what his father,
and his father, and his father did,
I want to be here now.
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive,
Then see the love in every eye.
Somehow the original intent of the song is belittled in this application to teenage angst. But then teens taking themselves way too seriously is the theme of most teen-aged pop music. Just ask the Beebs.
After spending 4 winters in gun-obsessed America my recent visit to Old Fort Henry had me shaking my head over the way it's seeping North of the border. For a fee one can shoot off a cannon or a historic rifle. I witnessed a father buying that right for his under-aged son. The gift shop even sells expended cartridges because there's a demand for them as a collector's item.
All human infants begin life as females. The 'Y' Chromosome does not begin asserting itself until later in the gestation period, hence the male nipple. It has been known for some time that the abuse of steroids in bodybuilding causes the development of fatty tissue under the male nipple crudely referred to as 'bitch tits'. Now circulating in online media is the story of a trans-gendered male who wants to become a Lamaze Coach. First we had gay marriage, then gay divorce, and now this. I can't wait to hear the fuss that ensues when the first father starts nursing his child in public in a Mall. Jean Drapeau aside, is male pregnancy next?
The Feds own the iconic Peggy's Cove Light but don't want to look after it. The locals decry its crumbling state but can't maintain it without the Feds permission. Sound like a usual bureaucratic nightmare? I'm thinking a coating of vinyl siding and new aluminum windows could be applied without changing its look and save the need for all this annual painting.
The descendants of LM Montgomery have lost interest in maintaining her former home at Ingleside Prince Edward Island and the artifacts inside and have put them up for sale. Surely it would be a National Disgrace if this Cultural Heritage fell into foreign ownership and/or got carted off to Japan. At a time when governments are crying poor this smells of upping the ante and leveraging the government for a better deal.
The people who are taking Canadian Tire to court because their signs are unilingual English are at it again. It is being proposed that in an effort to separate church and state public servants should be forbidden to wear religious symbols including the burka, the turban, skull cap, cross, Star of David. Given what we know about the ascendancy of the Catholic Church in Quebec this feels like reactionary bipolarism. Were the proponents of this stupidity to come to power in the coming Quebec Provincial election and ram through this kind of legislation one could expect a tidal wave of charter challenges. Were Quebec to invoke the notwithstanding clause over such regressive legislation it should make the province international pariahs. One wanders how they come up with these things. Surely there are more important issues Quebec should be facing.
Just when you think they couldn't get more ridiculous, the Parti Quebecois now propose that future residents of Quebec be required to speak French to be granted 'citizenship' and that only French Speakers be allowed to hold civic office. The proponents would include Native Leaders in this farce.
Lance Armstrong won the Tour De France an unprecedented 7 times. He couldn't have done it without cheating could he? We don't need proof to convict him, just the word of jealous former training partners.
Cell phone cameras have rendered privacy a thing of the past. Just ask Prince Harry. Grampa Phil was famous for his dalliances but his wife the Queen has always maintained a stiff upper lip on the subject. Uncle Randy Andy richly earned that wayward title but in their day such intrusive devices were yet to be invented.
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